February 2012
lostincapetown:
LOL ear buds in and a cow just mooed right in my ear and it startled the everloving crap out of me.
Shopping like an old woman or man.
escape-night-of-the-hunter:
Gotta take your epic slow walk to the door
Gotta have your cart. Aint gonna do shit without it.
Lookin’ thru the veggie isle. Gotta have my vitamins.
This is my jam, yo. Gotta start dancing.
Taking my time shopping…slowly.
Keep forgetting about things. Gotta herp derp to find it.
Gotta ask for help while learning to control this cart.
Found it!...
Me while babysitting
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When you can tell by the tone of your mom's voice...
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When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly:
Expectation:
Reality:
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Your reaction to finding out your best friend has...
Expectations:
Reality:
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When someone says Tumblr sucks.
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When your favorite part of the song comes on
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When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
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Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
laughingstation:
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
When your favorite band is on TV